I've noticed that very few people are scary once they've been poked in the eye.
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went grocery shopping


So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

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How am I going to tell them I lost my job.
I have a wife, and 3 children
3 Children. 
Hehehehe #workshenanigans #marshmallow #bowandmallow


do you ever get so disgusted with yourself, like you can not believe how stupid and thoughtless you are and it’s so frustrating because you keep telling yourself that you’ll do better next time but then next time rolls around and the same thing keeps happening and you end up in this pattern of mediocrity.

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when the person who volunteers to read is completely illiterate   


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